And finally this month I bring you this. That is the most ornate crocodile skin I have ever seen and, now you have seen it, the most ornate crocodile skin you have ever seen. Because that is what it is, a crocodile skin. Did I mention that it is definitely a crocodile’s skin?
Anyway, if you think you know what it really is, or – even better – you have a hilariously silly concept of what it might be (but definitely isn’t), drop us a line and get your suggestion printed in the magazine next month.
Playing Cluedo: I always think a piece of ‘cake’ is welcome when ‘moon’ watching.