What on Earth is it?

Kicking off this month’s guess-off is this. Wowzers! I know a witch’s finger when I see one. Blatant really. Those horrible folds of fat, liver spots and waxy sheen are so characteristic of those nefarious old hags. That said, I haven’t seen many witches around here recently – hmmmmm…

Anyway, if you think you know what it really is, or – even better – you have a hilariously silly concept of what it might be (but definitely isn’t), drop us a line and get your suggestion printed in the magazine next month.

A clue you say? Ok. Double, double toil and trouble; lights burn bright and carwash bubble.