How It Works

What on Earth is it?

Kicking off this month’s guess-off is this. Wowzers! I know a witch’s finger when I see one. Blatant really. Those horrible folds of fat, liver spots and waxy sheen are so characteristic of those nefarious old hags. That said, I haven’t seen many witches around here recently – hmmmmm…

Anyway, if you think you know what it really is, or – even better – you have a hilariously silly concept of what it might be (but definitely isn’t), drop us a line and get your suggestion printed in the magazine next month.

A clue you say? Ok. Double, double toil and trouble; lights burn bright and carwash bubble.

  • isaac

    some mold?

  • Tom Boon

    Is it a snake?

  • Poomjai N.

    My bet is on Cephalopod

  • ryan

    candle wax

  • jake

    Something wicked this way comes 😀 ’tis NAGINI! o.O

  • Jay

    it looks like something you’d see on an reptile, the underside of a lizard or tortoise maybe

  • Lindsay


  • guinevere

    Newt Gingriche’s tounge.

  • Joanna

    Right out on a limb here — the fibrous edges of a really dirty automated carwash brush?

  • Andreas

    To be honest, this is indecipherable.