What on Earth is it?
Holey moley! What the dickens is that? Well, if you think you know what it really is, or – even better – you have a hilariously silly concept of what it might be (but definitely isn’t), drop us a line and get your suggestion printed in the magazine next month.
Surely it isn’t a golf ball? I don’t think you would find that in Tiger Woods’ golf bag, or would you? Well we are not going to let on. As for a clue, hmmmmmmm… it aint much fun, when you are out of your natural habitat.